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I hate ice-cream truck music, which means I hate most things, but I feel old so thats ok. To age is to learn to hate.

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And the clouds parted and there were seven thunders, and there he beheld a great dumptruck of manure falling swiftly towards him 03:47 PM August 22, 2008 from web

It will take a lot to redeem today. A LOT. I'm talking sin here. 02:52 PM August 22, 2008 from web

Feels like I'm scrubbing out a commode in hell 12:42 PM August 22, 2008 from web

Simple tasks, sitting, typing, looking at shit; not going so well. 10:46 AM August 22, 2008 from web

This is the lamest fucking this I will ever say, but I just want to go home and clean my apartment. 10:22 AM August 22, 2008 from web

@BenMcCool But that is what the internet is for, to watch YouTube clips of womens beach volleyball. That is why YouTube was created,right? 09:35 AM August 22, 2008 from web in reply to BenMcCool

Hello abject poverty my friend, I've come to hang with you again, and while my spaghetti is cooking, the holes in my socks i am sewing 09:33 AM August 22, 2008 from web

The problem is feeling like you have a hangover when you haven't had a drink in 5 days. UGH! 09:00 AM August 22, 2008 from web

I think the locusts have returned 07:44 AM August 22, 2008 from web

Who the fuck am I kidding, I am bathing in dread 07:43 AM August 22, 2008 from web

Bless those portly gentlemen rising at the cracked ass of dawn to make my egg-a cheese-a sandwich, without which dread would overtake me 07:43 AM August 22, 2008 from web

packing it in, likely to return in a few. 02:37 AM August 22, 2008 from web

so, so very much to do 11:46 PM August 21, 2008 from web

Chapbook of stuff from the epic going out tomorrow for impromptu submission. Grant application needs work. Script overdue, OGN deadline near 11:46 PM August 21, 2008 from web

@neilkleid I always read what I am not writing. Super-heroes during the literary stuff, something like Rilke during the comics. 11:15 PM August 21, 2008 from web in reply to neilkleid

decompression is not freedom 10:24 PM August 21, 2008 from web

You're gonna get stuck! You're gonna get stuck! 10:23 PM August 21, 2008 from web

@templesmith If it was a platypus I might have been willing to believe that, but orangutan, no way. 09:52 PM August 21, 2008 from web in reply to templesmith

Show me the fever, into the fire, taking it higher and higher 09:40 PM August 21, 2008 from web